Dueling Dog Sisters – 17/18

OVERALL: You’ve seen these dogs in their own separate cards but originally this card was supposed to be the only mention of my dogs. They are so lovable, I had to make more cards space for these two dachshunds. They are half sisters and are inseparable pups. Even though they’re not really puppies anymore they have somehow kept their ‘puppy energy’. When we first adopted them, we made a small round circular fence in our back yard. They would run in different directions around the edge of the fence – It was so hilarious.

GAME ATTRIBUTES: Double strike is a given to the card, since the card represents two creatures in one card. Trample is present but not too fierce but for two mana it’s an early game card for sure and it should be pumped-up towards the mid-game. Statistically, this card should have been a 2/2 creature but to support the duality theme, I added one more attack point.

Penelope, Diamond Paw – 16/18

OVERALL: Penelope is my other dog. She deaf and wonderful. She is a loving and peaceful dachshund. She is really smart and can be very resourceful. She sometimes will watch TV. Like the name, her paw actually has a diamond shape.

GAME ATTRIBUTES: This card is very over-powered. Hitting the battlefield with Trample and double-strike can cause serious damage in the first 3 turns. Even with all that power, with a 1 defense it can be easily removed.

UPDATE: This card surpassed the Twitter/X initial organic day view record. It had 33 views in one single day. Most cards will receive 5-8 which is pretty good (2%) considering it’s a non-paid post being exposed to 255 followers. It had a 13% view rating – the average and decent percentage is 2%

King’s Bark Horn of Doom – 15/18

OVERALL: This is a very personal story near my heart. This card is devoted to one of my dogs. This one goes on a barking tangent that could go on for hours if left to its own devices. Yes, my dog but a lot of barking – so much barking it hurts.

GAME ATTRIBUTES: Low mana cost of 1 will let you get this bugger easily on the battlefield to annoy your opponents. Ease of battlefield presence isn’t enough, it a 5/1 that coming in swinging on turn one with double-strike – so your opponents are going to feel an early game issue of 10 damage if they’re not careful in the early-game. Good luck suckers, this card is annoying.